New Years Resolutions are kinda pointless. At least for me. I can make them and then break them faster than you can "shoulder surgery" three times fast. (Trust me, it's a tongue twister that my mom has managed.) So I decided to make a list of things I've learned in 2009 (and maybe a little into 2010.)
1. It is possible to have (basically the same) three surgeries in a year and a half
2. I no longer drive on September 12. My accident was in 2008. My brother got into one (minor
fender bender, but still) on the same day in 2009. Now you see why I don't drive on that day?
3. If a box falls and hits you in the face, it will bleed. (Sorry the box bit you
Shawny)
4. I do not like 7
th or 8
th graders (more of 2008 revelation). 11
th graders are okay. 9
th graders are fantastic!
5. Making a friend and then finding out she will be moving...far out of state!...totally sucks and is pretty much
devastating.
6. My mom is the best! (okay, I already knew that, but she is still awesome!)
5. Just because you don't work doesn't mean your house is spotless. When you are bored, sometimes you are too bored to clean. Well, most of the time. Why does dust come back? I'm just glad I use the dust
repellent Pledge, otherwise...I couldn't imagine.
8. I apparently forgot how to count, but I learned from my mistake. (Note above, 4, 5, 6, 5, then 8)
9.After going through life without any allergies, Shawn is allergic to something. What, we don't know. But he gets these buggy bite looking things that itch and sometimes swell like hives.
10. Working out hard and consistently does make you feel great (lost 4 pounds in one week) but it also makes me hungry. Completely unfair!
11. I never have socks. If I do, they are stretched to the limit or have holes in them. Why you ask? Because Shawn says he can never find his socks, so he wears mine. He's a guy so bigger feet=stretched socks. Sharp ankles (which I still don't get)=holes in the sides of my socks. Sigh.
12. Knowing what is on TV on what channel at any time of day is a frightening and very, very pathetic thing to know.
13. Shawn is Team Werewolf. Sarah is Team Vampire.
14. Speaking of which, there is a wide variety on opinions on what vampires are and how they are supposed to live.
15. The movie "2012" scared the poo outta me. I now fear our world will end.
Irrational, I know. Especially since it was your typical "end of the world" movie. Must have been the specific date reference. Still, a little frightened.
That's really all I've learned. Oh, one more.
16. Shawn is capable of bathing the dogs. Never saw him do it once in the 6 years we have had them. Since my arm was in a cast and the furry ones were getting smelly, he bathed them. Amazing really....